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justerino:

“That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was ‘I love you’.”

There’s a shortage of perfect films in the world; it’d be a shame if you haven’t seen this one.


my girlfriends been making only scary animal noises at me over the phone for the past 10 minutes. im either gonna hang up or marry her.